The Republicans have done such a great job of brainwashing the middle class in their territory, the red states that I think they should get some legislation passed to change the official state slogans to something more appropriate in those unfortunate areas. Here are a few possibilities: Alaska - "Land of The Midnight Sun"? NAH! How about,"I Can See Failure From My Front Porch"? Florida - Doesn't "The State of Ignorance" sound better than "The Sunshine State"? South Carolina - Would "The State of Denial work"? Texas - "Everything's Bigger In Texas"? Try, "We Gave You Bush". Wyoming - "Like No Place On Earth"? That's close, but let's try "Dick Cheney Lives Here, Need We Say More". Those are just a few possibilities, try your own slogans. Have fun! 1 Comment |


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