The Republicans have done such a great job of brainwashing the middle class in their territory, the red states that I think they should get some legislation passed to change the official state slogans to something more appropriate in those unfortunate areas.
Here are a few possibilities:
Alaska - "Land of The Midnight Sun"? NAH! How about,"I Can See Failure From My Front Porch"?
Florida - Doesn't "The State of Ignorance" sound better than "The Sunshine State"?
South Carolina - Would "The State of Denial work"?
Texas - "Everything's Bigger In Texas"? Try, "We Gave You Bush".
Wyoming - "Like No Place On Earth"? That's close, but let's try "Dick Cheney Lives Here, Need We Say More".
Those are just a few possibilities, try your own slogans. Have fun!